just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm too high and old for this...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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