nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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