Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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