Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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