Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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