he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
third nipple confirmed
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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