I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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