Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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