and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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