Christians are straight up FREAKS
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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