covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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