I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
