I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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