Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just pee around me
I believe in your delicious
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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