Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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