The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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