My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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