We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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