was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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