I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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