They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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