how do flat chested girls get laid?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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