My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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