Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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