dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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