Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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