Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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