I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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