Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Randomize
