walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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