He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We left the knife in your bed.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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