i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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