Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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