This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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