The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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