"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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