I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He felt like a one man threesome
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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