so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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