That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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