I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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