i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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