i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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