All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We need to rekindle our bromance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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