My room smells like vodka and shame
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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