similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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