STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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