singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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