similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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