We won't sleep together?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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