A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
im holly from the hills drunk
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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