then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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