Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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