In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
