My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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