hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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